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Don’t be a Cowboy*
By show of hands, who thinks the impetus for this article has more to do with the author’s NFL fandom than an actual grasp of the Constitution, legal system, and/or logic? New York Giants star receiver...
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‘Scuse, My Cynicism is Showing
Look, Gheys, the sad fact is that most of us don’t give two shits about with whom you choose to enjoy Flesh Sessions, we just want you to FUCKING SHUT UP ABOUT IT. What, exactly, is wrong with...
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Thought of the Day
Courtesy of KingsideRook (though taken here wildly out of context), your wisdom for today: The solution to “how do I…” is nearly always “Hit it” and when it’s not “Hit it,” it’s “Hit it harder.” The...
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How it is Actually Supposed to Work
Now just where does this Todd J. Zywicki fella get off using actual LOGIC?? While Washington tries to arrange a bailout, the Detroit Three auto makers and their union, the United Auto Workers, keep...
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A Venti Shut-the-Fuck-Up, Please
Man, it’s a Sunday, I should be lazing about watching the kids play with their Xmas Wii, but instead I gotta write about these angsty bitches at Starbuck’s, who think the baristas need unionizing....
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Simpler is Better
You know, I really don’t have time for this foolishness: If you think the biggest problem with a camera phone is the poor quality of the photos, a member of Congress might make you think again. Earlier...
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The Day the Earth Got Slightly Dizzy
I swear to Zog, sometimes I feel as if we’re all caught up in some Hollywood slush pile-reject conspiracy flick, starring D-List winners like Mark Dacascos and Tia Carrere. Some opponents of wind...
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Wakey, Wakey
It strikes me (hah, see what I did there) that if we really gave a shit about ending domestic violence that we wouldn’t be the least bit fucking concerned about “shocking” the audience. The audience,...
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I really want to know
Trying to wrap my head around this whole mosque thing. Help me out. A faith, any faith, buys land to build a church. The Mormons come to town in dribs and drabs and eventually they have enough...
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